God forbid anyone want to actually hire Barry Sobel for a comedy gig. They’d have to do thru 2 minutes of acid-induced flash to eventually get to a page with the most farked up UI that eventually leads you to a 404 error. Stop eating mushrooms before you write code. This could be Stefan’s Rule #1 of Software Development:
1) Writing code while high always seems like a good idea at the time, but people don’t think cupcakes popping up in their app is as funny as you do.