We have Carrie’s High School Reunion this evening. As I was driving around today, I thought to myself, "Wow, that’s kind of a dick move to have this big event on Yom Kippur. Kind of like having a wedding on Easter."
Then I remembered – Carrie went to a Catholic high school, so the chance of someone in her class skipping the reunion because they were atoning is pretty slim. I then thought "Wow, that is probably intentional. Still a dick move."
I tried this tack of protest to excuse myself from the event to no avail. Off we go into the wild, bad plastic surgery yonder.