In the TMobile store, buying my new Shadow phone (which I’m calling "The Holy Ghost" Phone, for you Apple fanboys). Sales clerk:
Her: "Do you need any help using it?"
Me: "Nope. Thanks!"
Her: "Ok, just make sure you reboot it daily for best performance."
Her: "You know, it’s not just a phone. It’s a computer."
Ok, it wasn’t that funny when I wrote it – you had to be there to see the almost conspiratorial tone with which she said "computer".