Good Thing I’m Not a Sniper

Is there something wrong with me?  Wait, don’t answer – of course there is.

More specifically, is there something genetic that causes my phallis to lose it’s innate aiming abilities the day the housekeeper comes?  Honestly, I always hit the toilet perfectly in the interim days between cleanings, but it never fails:  literally the time I use the toilet immediately preceding Zulema leaving the house, I hit the rim.  It is just spooky.

Zulema, if you’re reading this, try not cleaning the master bath toilet next week and let’s see what happens.

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