Is there something wrong with me? Wait, don’t answer – of course there is.
More specifically, is there something genetic that causes my phallis to lose it’s innate aiming abilities the day the housekeeper comes? Honestly, I always hit the toilet perfectly in the interim days between cleanings, but it never fails: literally the time I use the toilet immediately preceding Zulema leaving the house, I hit the rim. It is just spooky.
Zulema, if you’re reading this, try not cleaning the master bath toilet next week and let’s see what happens.