I gotta admit, this is especially poignant, even with the profanity.
The FB "thing" is looking less and less viable the longer I use it. It has become less interesting to me as the signal to noise ratio has gone askew. No, I don’t want to be bitten by a Vampire. Or turned into a Zombie. And I don’t care if dennis rated a movie – especially since that status update is really a ploy to get me to ‘install’ a lame ‘app’ that does little more but propagate throughout my social circle like a case of HepC in prison.
What the hell is up with the notion of ‘installing’ shit on FB? It is just so broken. This is the Web, kids – I shouldnt have to ‘install’ an app to see if I’m Australian or not. That is a simple jscript app I could write laying here on my bed after two beers.
So, no, Zuck. I doth protest. Un-open your platform a little more. Shut down the borderline retarded twenty four year olds who want their moment of fame by getting a lame app on FB and watching one of my unsuspecting friends ‘install and spam’ it.