Damn I love Skymall. Sitting in my seat on UA960 waiting to taxi, I was leafing thru the ubiquitous catalog (do they hire the Giedons for distribution?), and I came across this product.
Seriously? Why would you trade a hearing aid (for a condition over which you have no control) for a fake bluetooth headset (for a condition I describe as "Toolio Maximus"). There is no shame in losing hearing, but there is mucho shame for looking like a tool.