I know – you’re asking, "how do you know? Since the first rule about Fight Club is that there is no Fight Club, how could you know?"
I present you the facts:
* he makes me look fat – he’s tall, lanky, and a good stiff drink could probably kick his ass on looks alone
* I notice bizarre scrapes, bruises, and bloody retinas in the mornings when I see him – he’s a BUILDING RECEPTIONIST – they dont exactly have a high impact job
* he’s quiet, but friendly in that "I would totally kick your ass in Fight Club" sort of way
* I notice he always is looking behind him at the desk – sure, he could be checking for faxes, but I think he is checking for axes…coming at him – just like poor Meatloaf
So yes. That is the only logical explanation. Our building recep is in Fight Club. And he isn’t inviting me.