Our Building Receptionist is in Fight Club

I know – you’re asking, "how do you know?  Since the first rule about Fight Club is that there is no Fight Club, how could you know?" 

I present you the facts: 

* he makes me look fat – he’s tall, lanky, and a good stiff drink could probably kick his ass on looks alone

* I notice bizarre scrapes, bruises, and  bloody retinas in the mornings when I see him – he’s a BUILDING RECEPTIONIST – they dont exactly have a high impact job

* he’s quiet, but friendly in that "I would totally kick your ass in Fight Club" sort of way

* I notice he always is looking behind him at the desk – sure, he could be checking for faxes, but I think he is checking for axes…coming at him – just like poor Meatloaf

So yes.  That is the only logical explanation.  Our building recep is in Fight Club.  And he isn’t inviting me.

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