Walking out the building today to go home and before me, I see a really … unattractive … person who was wearing my backpack model. It isn’t so much that she was not smokin’ hot, it’s just that she wore the backpack so poorly. Both straps, not tightened up, etc etc. In any case, that backpack shall be relegated to the "Closet of Dead Luggage" that the wife constantly complains about.
goodbye fair backpack – swiss army – you should enforce better standards on your purchasers. Now I know how Steve Jobs feels when uber-dorks buy his MacBooks.